I love you LOVE Petrie.
Hello.
I love you I am Pete.
Okay some things have happened.
I love you (YOU).
So I was supposed to go have my picture taken (my eyebrows are back). But before that happened I went to THE VET (HATE). He stuck some things in me and looked at my teeth and told me not to swear at him (I told him to F__K OFF and DIE) and he also listened to my heart. He listened for a long time. Then he told my Mommy that I have a heart murmur (OF COURSE I DO) but he wasn't sure if it was just because I was a liiiiiitle upset because I was at THE VET or if I really have one. These were the options:
1. I was just really stressed out (HELLO) and we could just go with that and do nothing (HELLO).
2. I could have a blood test to determine if there is some underlying problem/disease that could be causing it (NO THANK YOU).
3. I could have a $600.00 ultra sound of my tiny kitten heart (which is really and truly the only way to determine if I do have a murmur) (FORGET ABOUT IT).
Mommy and Trent chose option one, yay!!
If I had the ultra sound and it was determined that I do have a murmur, Mommy and Trent could give me pills (NO) that would slow down the process of my heart dying and I would live a normal length of life.
But they do not have $600.00 to spend on an ultra sound, and so maybe I will DIE!!!!!
Anyways, I'm not going to have that career after all. If I have a murmuring heart, I must not be excited or stressed out.
Some other things happened.
Mabel barfed up her breakfast and I ate it.
LOVE
I LOVE YOU
PETRiE
Friday, October 2, 2009
Monday, July 13, 2009
I AM PETRIE.
Okay some things have happened: my eyebrows fell out. I was allergic to my food. It didn't hurt, but some people were going to take pictures of me and hang out with me and pay extreme amounts of attention to me and now Mommy says that can't happen until my eyebrows grow back in. (They're actually coming in quite nicely!)
Another thing happened and that thing is that I killed a mouse. It was under the fridge and Mommy didn't believe me when I told her it was there but it WAS there and I KILLED IT and then I ATE IT and that's WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT bitches.
Trent tried to take it away from me and I said my meanest words to him which are these words: BACK OFF YOU SICK FREAK THIS IS MY MOUSE AND IF YOU TOUCH ME OR TRY TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM ME BEFORE I EAT IT AND DRINK IT'S BLOOD I WILL F__K YOU UP HARD YOU S.O.B.
Love,
Petrie
Okay some things have happened: my eyebrows fell out. I was allergic to my food. It didn't hurt, but some people were going to take pictures of me and hang out with me and pay extreme amounts of attention to me and now Mommy says that can't happen until my eyebrows grow back in. (They're actually coming in quite nicely!)
Another thing happened and that thing is that I killed a mouse. It was under the fridge and Mommy didn't believe me when I told her it was there but it WAS there and I KILLED IT and then I ATE IT and that's WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT bitches.
Trent tried to take it away from me and I said my meanest words to him which are these words: BACK OFF YOU SICK FREAK THIS IS MY MOUSE AND IF YOU TOUCH ME OR TRY TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM ME BEFORE I EAT IT AND DRINK IT'S BLOOD I WILL F__K YOU UP HARD YOU S.O.B.
Love,
Petrie
Sunday, June 7, 2009
Hello Pete here!
Okay some things have happened. I made some new friends. They are four girls who live upstairs. I love them and they (of course) love me. I love them more than my Mommy sometimes. And definitely more than Trent. He sucks. ANYWAYS the other day Mommy and Trent decided I should start working ---- there is a mouse problem upstairs that they figured I could solve. So they sent me up to live with the four girls I love (more than them sometimes but I love everyone I love them I love YOU I am Petrie) and anyways I didn't want to catch mice. I love this one girl the most named Terese so I just hung out on her bed. I also looked out the window because the view is very good up there. And then I came home.
I am not very good at catching mice because I don't care. All of this being said, I might be getting an agent. Apparently I have "grown up into a very handsome" and "unique" and "quite tall cat". If this means that I can hang out with more people and more people will be my friend and pay attention to me, I will do it. When people call my name I will come and see them because I really love them. Also, I will do whatever they tell me because I like treats and I love them. I "has the right tempermant to do this sort of work" and I might be able to "make some money" whatever that is. Okay bye bye I love you.
Love Pete
(PETE)
Love
Okay some things have happened. I made some new friends. They are four girls who live upstairs. I love them and they (of course) love me. I love them more than my Mommy sometimes. And definitely more than Trent. He sucks. ANYWAYS the other day Mommy and Trent decided I should start working ---- there is a mouse problem upstairs that they figured I could solve. So they sent me up to live with the four girls I love (more than them sometimes but I love everyone I love them I love YOU I am Petrie) and anyways I didn't want to catch mice. I love this one girl the most named Terese so I just hung out on her bed. I also looked out the window because the view is very good up there. And then I came home.
I am not very good at catching mice because I don't care. All of this being said, I might be getting an agent. Apparently I have "grown up into a very handsome" and "unique" and "quite tall cat". If this means that I can hang out with more people and more people will be my friend and pay attention to me, I will do it. When people call my name I will come and see them because I really love them. Also, I will do whatever they tell me because I like treats and I love them. I "has the right tempermant to do this sort of work" and I might be able to "make some money" whatever that is. Okay bye bye I love you.
Love Pete
(PETE)
Love
Wednesday, May 6, 2009
Hi this is Pete!
Okay some things have happened. I saw a tiny person. It was shrieking and screaming, probably because it was mad that it was so tiny. It smelled funny and everyone paid lots of attention to it. A man carried it around. I wondered what made it shrink and shriek like that and make such erratic movements. Mabel said. "OH MY GOD WHAT THAT HELL IS THAT?!" and ran away and hid until the people took it away. It came with lots of fun toys, so I played with them and the tiny person wasn't so bad after all. It wanted to be my friend and I am always looking for new friends (and new toys) so I was happy.
Okay some things have happened. I got in a fight with my best friend, Orange Friend. My Mom got mad because she thought I was going to rip the screen of the door. I wasn't trying to do that Mommy, I was just trying to rip Orange Friend's eyes out.
Love everyone,
Pete
Okay some things have happened. I saw a tiny person. It was shrieking and screaming, probably because it was mad that it was so tiny. It smelled funny and everyone paid lots of attention to it. A man carried it around. I wondered what made it shrink and shriek like that and make such erratic movements. Mabel said. "OH MY GOD WHAT THAT HELL IS THAT?!" and ran away and hid until the people took it away. It came with lots of fun toys, so I played with them and the tiny person wasn't so bad after all. It wanted to be my friend and I am always looking for new friends (and new toys) so I was happy.
Okay some things have happened. I got in a fight with my best friend, Orange Friend. My Mom got mad because she thought I was going to rip the screen of the door. I wasn't trying to do that Mommy, I was just trying to rip Orange Friend's eyes out.
Love everyone,
Pete
Monday, April 27, 2009
This is Mabel.
I am pleased to report that on Saturday afternoon while Trent and The Girl were gone, my brother and I stole The Girl's new bite plate off the kitchen table and hid it under the stove.
The Girl found it, though.
But anyways.
xoxo
I am pleased to report that on Saturday afternoon while Trent and The Girl were gone, my brother and I stole The Girl's new bite plate off the kitchen table and hid it under the stove.
The Girl found it, though.
But anyways.
xoxo
Thursday, April 16, 2009
So it's been a while...this is Mabel.
Some things: The Girl thought it was a good idea to try to put me in the cage this morning, but I will tell you for a fact that IT WAS NOT a good idea. A few suspicious phone calls have been happening with words like "vaccinations" and "teeth" and so I sort of knew it was coming.
I made up a new move to avoid being put in it. The Girl was quite surprised and made some loud and unhappy noises.
"F!!k you The Girl!!!! I will cut you up bitch if you try that again!!!!" Is what I said to The Girl.
She got the message and I did not go in the cage.
Petrie went in though, but The Girl didn't move the cage around when he went in. She has it out for me.
I still love The Girl though.
This morning I woke her up by singing a song very loudly in her face (this was before I knew about her intentions of the cage). Then I stood on her face and kissed her on the eye.
I think maybe I will hide today...just in case.
Love,
Mabel
Some things: The Girl thought it was a good idea to try to put me in the cage this morning, but I will tell you for a fact that IT WAS NOT a good idea. A few suspicious phone calls have been happening with words like "vaccinations" and "teeth" and so I sort of knew it was coming.
I made up a new move to avoid being put in it. The Girl was quite surprised and made some loud and unhappy noises.
"F!!k you The Girl!!!! I will cut you up bitch if you try that again!!!!" Is what I said to The Girl.
She got the message and I did not go in the cage.
Petrie went in though, but The Girl didn't move the cage around when he went in. She has it out for me.
I still love The Girl though.
This morning I woke her up by singing a song very loudly in her face (this was before I knew about her intentions of the cage). Then I stood on her face and kissed her on the eye.
I think maybe I will hide today...just in case.
Love,
Mabel
Sunday, December 7, 2008
Hello! Pete here!
In the early hours of Saturday morning, I broke a (very large) drinking glass.
Here's how you can do this:
It will be on something. You must Push It Off. SLOWLY.
The best part:
When the mean guy was cleaning it up he cut his finger and bled all over the place!!!!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!
Love,
Your (best) friend,
Forever,
And ever,
Petrie
In the early hours of Saturday morning, I broke a (very large) drinking glass.
Here's how you can do this:
It will be on something. You must Push It Off. SLOWLY.
The best part:
When the mean guy was cleaning it up he cut his finger and bled all over the place!!!!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!
Love,
Your (best) friend,
Forever,
And ever,
Petrie
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