Hi this is PETE.

(this is pete)

Okay something has happened.

Yesterday afternoon, my sister Mabel and I were having a sunny nap on the freshly washed sheets (not allowed to do that). Suddenly, there was a light tapping on the window, right by the bed where we were sleeping. I looked, and there were 4 pairs of tiny eyes looking at me and my sister. My Mummy came into the room to see what was going on. She smiled and laughed and went to open the window, but then then the 4 small Mexican children that were trying to get my attention stood up and ran away shreiking, "WE SAW THE KITTY WE SAW THE KITTY!!!!". Ladies and gentlemen, I AM THE KITTY. I know this because Mabel my sister ran away when she saw them. It can only be me. Mabel eats children for breakfast. But children and everyone else is my best friends.

Someone wrote a poem about me. It goes like this:

I likes to chew on the blinds
I likes to eat whatever I finds
My favourite thing is bugs to eat
I am smelly, and my name is...PETE!

All of these things are true.

BYE bye I love you
PeTe